Brief Foray Back into the Land Of HNT

Yes, I'm almost 7 months gone now. No, people on the street, I am not due any day, but thanks for the ego boost. Daisy, as seen in the photo, is wearing a Generation X onesie, courtesy of my long time friend Patsy, and a pair of blue satin panties with black lace that I used to fit in. Why, you ask, is Daisy dressed like Courtney Love? Because she's in pseudo heat again, and has her period. Yay. So we practiced putting clothing on squirmy baby (ok dog) and then watching her try to pull them off. Surely authentic practice. Go see the King of HNT, Mr. Osbasso.

And what am I celebrating? Why my tiny waistline, of course! You can see our Xmas wreath in the window, and our tree is not ready for display yet.

Happy HNT all!

Still recovering from kidney stone issues

So I've got way too much time on my hands, much of which I've spent at places like this, further fueling my hatred of all things celebutard. So I got the brilliant idea to try and diagnose the bints as though they were patients. This is a first try, so it might be a little rough...

Patient is 20 year old Caucasian female, employed in 'entertainment industry', pt. has unknown number of previous psychiatric admissions and unspecified number of admissions for OD
Axis I- Polysubstance Abuse/Dependence w/physiological dependence. Psychotic D/O NOS (specifically delusions of grandeur), Anorexia nervosa, Impulse Control D/O
Axis II- Borderline Personality Disorder (pt has history of self mutilating behavior, destructive relationships, and highly attention seeking behavior)
Axis III- S/P wrist fracture, S/P multiple hospitalizations for "exhaustion", asthma
Axis IV- problems w/primary support system (specifically pt's mother), difficulties w/employers due to drug seeking behavior and drug using behavior
Axis V- 45

Insight: poor
Prognosis: guarded
recommendations: inpatient rehab, Zyprexa 10mg BID, Buspar 20mg QD, THERAPY

I miss work. Not so much all my patients, though I visited last Tuesday and a bunch of them were happy to see me "Foxglove! We heard you were very ill. Are you better? When are you coming back? We miss your jokes. How is the baby?" That made me smile. Also there were my two best girls, Belladonna (she wanted a poison name too) and Little Sis, who is also a faux redhead with freckles and blue eyes. I got lots of hugs and "we miss you"s. It was nice. Then the flank pain came back and I had to go home and collapse on couch.

Pregnancy has made me insane with regard to Xmas decoration. No, we don't have those inflatable yard things (though we do have neighbors that have 7, yes 7 in their yard) but I want more lights, dammit!!! And our pre-lit tree hasn't come from Home Depot yet. And Christmas is essentially being skipped this year as I am working the weekend before and on Christmas day, as is my mum, and my brother can't come down from Maine, and we're all basically just not bothering. Bug will be going over to my relatives' house though for some quality chow, as otherwise he doesn't get to eat.

Oh, and go do this as your good deed for the year!

I want to hang this on my wall.

It's the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse." ( I can't remember where I first read that term, it might've been here.... This site also has very funny recaps of Nip/Tuck.)